Holding out for a woman

Holding out for a woman

where have all the women gone
and where are all the blondes?
where's the supple Amazon
to get my groove back on?
isn't there a woman who knows she's truly free?
late at night I toss and I turn and dream of what I need

I need a woman
I'm holding out for a woman 'til the end of the night
she's gotta be smart
and she's gotta be cute
and she's gotta be bursting with life
I need a woman
I'm holding out for a woman 'til the morning light
she's gotta be blonde
and her eyes must be blue
and her kiss must be hotter than fire

somewhere after midnight
in my darkest fantasy
somewhere just beyond my reach
is woman reaching back for me
climbing on the mountain, and running on the beach
it's gonna take a special girl who never uses bleach.

I need a woman
I'm holding out for a woman 'til the end of the night
she's gotta be smart
and she's gotta be cute
and she's gotta be bursting with life
I need a woman
I'm holding out for a woman 'til the morning light
she's gotta be blonde
and her eyes must be blue
and her kiss must be hotter than fire
I need a woman
I'm holding out for a woman 'til the end of the night

Out in the hallway where the stairs go above
Out where I always hide the key
I could wish there was someone somewhere
Seeking me.
Through the dark and the cold and the pain
And through the snow and the mud
I can feel her approach
like the fire in my blood
like a fire in my blood
like a fire in my blood
like a fire in my blood

I need a woman
I'm holding out for a woman 'til the end of the night
she's gotta be smart
and she's gotta be cute
and she's gotta be bursting with life
I need a woman
I'm holding out for a woman 'til the morning light
she's gotta be blonde
and her eyes must be blue
and her kiss must be hotter than fire.

I need a woman
I'm holding out for a woman 'til the end of the night
she's gotta be smart
and she's gotta be cute
and she's gotta be bursting with life
I need a woman
I'm holding out for a woman 'til the morning light
she's gotta be blonde
and her eyes must be blue
and she's gotta be hotter than fire


Parody copyright (c) 2010 Stephen V. Cole