How Much Is That Klingon in the Window?

How much is that Klingon in the window?
The one with the unwrinkled head.
How much is that Klingon in the window?
He doesn’t look all that well-fed.

I must take a trip to Hilidaria
And leave my poor Feds all alone.
If they have a Klink they won’t be lonely
And the Klingon will have a good home.

I heard on the vid that there are Pirates
Who raid our systems with cruisers
My Feds need a Klingon to protect them.
And scare them away with phasers.

I don’t want a Vulcan or a Lyran.
I don’t want a Hydran that talks.
I don’t want a hive of Seltorians.
You can’t take a buggy for a walk.

How much is that Klingon in the window?
The one with the unwrinkled head.
How much is that Klingon in the window?
He doesn’t look all that well-fed.
He doesn’t look all that well-fed.


by Jean Sexton,
Parody copyright (c) 2010 ADB, Inc.